*sends you to the goblin zone*

*sends you to the goblin zone*

they/them | a brood of billions starts with a single volunteer

nar-whaled:

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good morning fellow indo europeans

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evilwizardyaoi:

iknowitwontwork:

wanna see exactly HOW bad tumblr is at math so tell me

2+5(8-3)=

21

17

some other answer? explain?

i just dont even know how you could get 21 or 17

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trainwreckgenerator:

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this is how they look to me btw !!

in my humble opinion the contrast between them that is even more appealing than the goth vs pink thing is the “scarred, calloused, dry skin, oily hair, very much involuntarily organic human demon girl” vs the “smooth, shiny, poreless, no bones, no fingernails, kinda sticky to the touch, only human looking through careful approximation sludge girl” contrast. and theyre everything to me

angelicguy:

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guy left at work today and someone replied to his goodbye email with this

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a-book-of-creatures:

pedantricks:

adgjl103:

pumpkinspicedlesbian:

quantroup:

transgendercrt:

isomorbism:

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bobthecoolrock:

empress-of-dark2005:

unhinged-popsocket:

ultirex:

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Mount Grefell National Park in Australia

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

Ocean

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taxfraudcatboy:

resetium:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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i relate to this because for awhile i assumed oh they just mean they’d put them both in boats and they’d meet halfway

boat

boat

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nerdlycrying:

i think this is supposed to be homophobic but i haven’t stopped laughing at this for 30 minutes this is SO FUCKING FUNNY

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